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My 2-Cents Worth: Comments on Mr. Ed’s “The Tale of Old Wuss-A-Lot Ed”
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Just in case 'Sir Wuss-A-Lot' missed this somewhat 'telling' review, thought I should post it here. But, after re-reading it, I was a tad remorseful for about 10 seconds.

Then, I remembered what he so callously 'dubbed' me ... so I decided to repay the honor, but in 'Spades!'

The old saying is: "Don't get Mad - get Even!"

So ... 'Wuss' ... BAWL this!

OH ... The Pic? The Fierce Feline He Feared!




My 2-Cents Worth:
Comments on Mr. Ed’s
“The Tale of Old Wuss-A-Lot Ed”

© - Tom Hyland -

Reviewed by Tom Hyland
5/19/2011

DEAR SIR HISTORIAN:

Thank you for digging up this EXPOSE' on my Ancient Cousin 'Sir Wussalot Ed.' As you so aptly described my heritage as a Lord 'BAWLMER', an Estate Owner, and obviously, a Caring Cousin, Twice-Removed - it is now self-evident that Compassion would have been part of my Family's 'Coat-of-Arms.'

This 'Ne'er-do-Well of the Matlack Clan LACKED the commitment to Work at a 'Real' Job, in order to obtain his own Estate, build a Castle, and actually have a Front door MAT! I heard that he onc't slept under a decrepit old wooden boat named the "G. C. MINNOW I" ... the G.C. standing for Gull Crap. Anyways, a Ferocious Female Feline named 'Tiger Lily Two' would oft' kick his sorry Arse out into the Barrens' elements. Being a Big Wuss, he would just 'hang around' hoping she would leave. When she felt sorry for his Gull-Engulfed Plight, she would try to get him inside, calling out loudly: "Here Wussy, Wussy, Wussy!"

On another more recent note, if you stop in any of the numerous Shops within Sea Isle City, you may purchase Statues of various sizes of our Favorite Cuz. They are White in colour, with sundry Specs of Organic 'Stuff' interspersed that are quite Repulsive. Just like the little Gnomes that ward off 'Evil Spirits', the Locals long ago discovered that these "Sir Wussalot" statuettes were very good for keeping Cats from Peeing in their Gardens!

I am currently searching our Family Archives for further notable information on the Matlack Wussalot Clan. more to follow ...

Yours, in Great Respect, "Lord Bawlmer' The Oneth! aka ...


© - TKH.
 


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