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Rx 2005
by S. Ganguli for Prometheus_Media   
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Last edited: Friday, August 05, 2005
Posted: Saturday, July 30, 2005

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What is to be done? A bilingual prescription in the offing..... .. category 'humor' ..... good knowledge of Bengali/Kolkata required......

Rx 2005

[BENG.]

Aamar to aar balaar mato kichhui nei..

Aami jato mat tato pathe biswasi. Basti-basi sarbaharar biplabe atmaniyog karun (aamar to haranor mato shrinkhalo nei). Bhut-bhagavan aar jato kusanskare biswas na kare majhe majhe Belur mather kachhe Gangar dhare howa khete jaan.  Aar baki sab samasyar samadhane nicher farda anujayi aayojan karun:

0. Pete vidye, tancke paisa na thakle desher hal-ta shakta kare dharun (daily).  Anyai aar attyacharer pratikar khuje na pele, galaa kampiye baktritar reowaj karun (as and when needed).

1. Marxism-e bad hajam haye thakle, mahe majhe Ghatshila beriye aasun (as and when needed).


2. Kaliyuger mlechchhachare buk jwala-jwala karle   VHP karun;

3. Pete khide mukhe laaj thakle BJP karun;

4. SUCI-ke lenchi diye CPM karun; Naxal chhere Congress karun;

5. Runu-babuke katiye oporer talai ghoose diye passport-ta ber karun;

6. Runu-babur mato shanto-shisto nimna-madhyabitto-der janeyi kolkata chale; e sab bujhe chhota-khato lokeder Bangalorey tadan. Kamraj-babu aar Jyoti-babur mato labdha-pratishtha bado budo-der Kolkatai tule, chuno-punti-der London-e bhagan. 

7. Prashanta-babur Vishnu Shastri-ke legechhe, Sundarya-ke lageni; Mitra-mashai-er airline pilot lageni; Ghosh-babu-ke SaltLake aar Haldia-te lagbe. Dasgupta-saheber net-surfer lagbe na.  E sab bujhe theory-ta bhalo kare jhalai din;

8. Santosh-babu-ke tel na diye Biplab-babu-ke dharun;

9. Aar kichhui jati na paren, tabe aamar mato dhanda karun. Dhandar punji jadi CITU'r mato pangopaler bhojane giyechhe, tabe Jyoti-ke patta na diye Sidhu-ke tulun.

[BENG.]

[May be edited/translated]


 



 


 

SG

Bangalore

July 31, 2005


 
 
 



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