The Curve, a grading system by which 98 retards, idiots, cretins, and morons can share in statistically liberated As, Bs, and Cs---as a bonus, the one or two geniuses in the batch lose a little sparkle in the bargain!
Welcome to my gift to you, it will enhance your poetic phrases and liberate your mind of lexiconology! And you're welcome, dear readers! Enjoy!
The dictionary is what you make of it. Definitions are all in the poet's repertoire and humor carries the poet into hysteria.
Peruse A through Z and be enlightened by words dangling from the straw on the Devil's pitchfork. We've come a long ways from the days of a man named Sequoyah who introduced a phonetic alphabet to the Indians so they could become literate with a few day's studies and understand territory boundaries.
A is for An A+ for Creativity. B is for Best Brain Joggin' Sparkler. C is for Cool to the max. D is for. . .dunno, gettin' 'tard.' Been a bit under the weather & need to lie down.
But I'm checkin' out the link asap. Let's skip down to Z for Zaps
away boredom. Whoa. . .back up to K for KaZAM. Real kick, ya know that? Too smart by half!! {Never was sure what that by half bidniss meant, but I'm sure you know that in this case, it is meant to
indicate brilliant++++++.} HUGS!! Puny Buttruckin Oan
Took a quick look Sage, its very funny. I'll spend more time and try to think of one or two additions.
I guess you will not know what polari (or parlyaree) is. Well there's something to look forward to in my next or next but one poem to be posted here, when all will be revealed.
Ian
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Writers' Tricks of the Trade is like the appetizer table at a writers' buffet, filled with tips, techniques and tricks. Written in easy-to-read prose. Available in paperback, eBook and Kindle from multiple sellers
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But I'm checkin' out the link asap. Let's skip down to Z for Zaps
away boredom. Whoa. . .back up to K for KaZAM. Real kick, ya know that? Too smart by half!! {Never was sure what that by half bidniss meant, but I'm sure you know that in this case, it is meant to
indicate brilliant++++++.} HUGS!! Puny Buttruckin Oan
I guess you will not know what polari (or parlyaree) is. Well there's something to look forward to in my next or next but one poem to be posted here, when all will be revealed.
Ian
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