To all those who think that all public places are toilets

Surrounded by a host of issues, there is one problem we Indians do not have to worry about i.e. public conveniences as every wall or empty place can be a substitute for the same.
Even though PDA (Public Display of Affection) might be considered immoral, PP (Public Pee-ing) is accepted all over the country except for by a few minorities.

However, here are a few simple rules which can make your PP experience better (issued in public interest):

1) Any wall painted or unpainted, big or small, with or without poster can be used for PP, provided there is no cleanliness freak around. It is difficult to find these elements, so one has to be very cautious. Anybody who is giving a stern of angry look to other Public Pee-ers (your peers) belongs to such category.

2) The walls which boldly display that public peeing is not allowed are safer as the above mentioned elements do not usually guard those.

3) A corner where two walls intersect always keeps you away from the gaze of non-approving people.

4) For additional safety, one must maintain enough distance from the crowd so that he has enough time to zip the fly and run away in case anybody approaches.

5) PP while there are foreigners around might help them understand Indian life style better and they may experience an open-air leak without shame or guilt.

6) Avoid areas with flies and mosquitoes as consuming urine might be injurious to their health. Moreover they might decide to visit you to deliver some kind of infection.

Although these rules are sufficient for starters and knowledge-enhancing for the experienced, you can go ahead and meet any Public pee-er for further assistance. They are found practically everywhere and would be ready to provide free of cost assistance to anybody who is willing to join the PP community or still facing problems after years of PP.