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To The Track to Bet on a Horse
by J MC   
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Poem: (Humor)I just went to the track to bet on a horse,


 
To The Track to Bet on a Horse 


I just went to the track to bet on a horse,

I lost all my money, of course, of course!

Then my wife yelled, "Divorce!" " Divorce!"

They said, I shouldn't have bet on that horse, of course!

But,  I still have no " Remorse!" "Remorse!"

            Copyright McCuen 2008 

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