My solution to the age old delima.

Ah the toilet seat. The bane of many a relationship. Maybe even the straw that broke the camel's back.
My solution, simple:

But will the women abide by it?

Something that has plagued man since time imimorial.

Will she, Hmmm?

Ok, anyway, here goes:

The covers always stay in the down position with the top lid closed. Period, simple. Always leave it that way.
If a guy goes in to use it he bends down and picks up both the lid and the seat, then returns the covers to the same position he found them in when finished, simple.

When a woman comes in, she sees both lids closed then raises one, uses the toilet and then closes the top lid.

Simple, or so it seems?

The problem is that most women don't want to bend over and do anything. All they want to do is sit and do business, without fear of wetness. They usually don't want to Do anything.

C'mon, how fair is it to expect guys to always do the bending? This is sexest and the very least.

My solution is simple and effective.

If the ladies can't bend down to raise one lid, why should we guys be expected to raise one or two every time?

So there.......

Just Dumb Ass Walt's Thoughts 2009