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Cajun View on Terrorist Torture
by Mark M Lichterman   
Rated "G" by the Author.
     
Last edited: Saturday, January 16, 2010
Posted: Saturday, January 16, 2010

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And they say southerns are stupid

                Cajun View on Terrorist Torture


Wayne Doucet, a City Counselor from Evangeline , Louisiana , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.  His reply prompted thunderous applause from the audience and his ejection from the studio.

What Counselor Doucet lacks in political correctness he makes up for with clarity.  

HIS STATEMENT:
"If hooking up one raghead  terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to  get the truth out of the lying little camelshagger will save just one Coonass's life, then I have only three things to say: Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet."

Radio station: KVPI/ Ville Platte , LA.

 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by John Martin
Reviewed on January 17, 2010
Out of uniform, murdering women and children...ghee that's a tough one!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on January 17, 2010
Have a new 100Amp car battery and jumper cables. Will travel.

Georg

PS. always on wet nuts!


Reviewed by Keith Rowley
Reviewed on January 16, 2010
Brilliant! I don't agree with him, but he certainly has an awesome turn of phrase!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 16, 2010
. . . and that about says it all . . . sometimes the direct approach is the best approach . . .

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