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I adore rivers, the lifeblood of a country. They are curvy, feminine, sinuous and magical.
And yet ... another NON-poem ...
If you happen to add a word or two to your vocabulary - then, I have succeeded just a tad.
LANGUAGE - what a powe... THE GOODLY ... THE BADLY ... THE UGLY ...
PARADIGM ?
HERE IS ''LINK'' FOR SHIRT ...
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FEE - FIE - FOE - FUM ...
WHO KNOWS OF A JOISEY DUM-DUM?
CAUTION:
This pome ain't necessarily GREEN -
nor ECO-logical -
Q.E.D. - that which is to be SEEN -
might even be totally IL-logical!
Can there be - ... More fodder for your grey matter to absorb - Vocabulary improvement in action?
CAN you or CANT you?
SURE - SURE - SURE...
YOU MAY SAY IT'S IDIOTIC OR ASININE...
OR MAYBE CHILDISH, NOT SUBLIME...
MAYBE CRAZY, INSANE, IS MY LITTLE DITTY...
IS THERE ... Another thought-provoker. The few Strange ones are Not made up! Go GOOGLE to learn their meanings!
Was a tad tougher than I thought originally. Hope ... So - I cheat a little bit - Lighten Up, Pilgrim!
If you happen to learn the meaning of one little word,
then my task was successful. If you get a lit... Yeah, I know, Crazy Tom is back. Got the thought while driving today, and had to capture it.
Remember Clyde Beatty? "BRING 'EM BACK ALIVE"...
To me,... MIXED METAPHORS? Mayhaps I aim to Master?
"Figures of speech use words for more than their literal meaning. There are a number of different kinds of ... CHeap Peeps say: CHEEP, CHEEP!
CHickens say: Cluck-Cluck!
CHarismatic CHarlatans CHeat!
We'll be Voting soon - CHampion? or CHump?
Here is series of rhythmic conversations using idioms. It confuses most every foreigner who is trying to learn proper English. However, for most Ameri... I PEE - THEREFORE, I AM!
Reminds me of the childhood joke - Name three cars that start with P - Pontiac, Porsche, Peugeot -
OH? I thought they all s... Are we havin'' FUN yet?
OW - IT HURTS!
The somewhat ''forced'' rhyme, that is!
Oh well - that''s Life!
Well, here's another non-rhyming, non-poem, created concoction.
The Muses that Snoozes Loses!
Does Amusing Music emanate from Muses?
Especially The... YEAH - I KNOW! All the Great Classic Poets are turning over in their GRAVES!
Is there no Sanctity left in me? NOPE!
When the Muse doth grab me,
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