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Why should a man's mind have been thrown into such close, sad, sensational, inexplicable relations with such a precarious object as his body? ~Thomas... This weird bird has a strange grooming habit that''s performed in private, and its diet is unusual as well. Too bad it''s come to this. Actually, my neighborhood (and most) is a wonderful place to walk--day and night. Unlike the fear generated by familywat... The art accompanying the poem features a blue elephant in a red dress
****************** From out of the great northwest he comes,
Riding his reindeer steed on the run,
His steeds name is Bourbon,
When he leaves you hear,
HiHO,HO,HO Bourbo... Old-fashioned humor about a 'proper' lady.
******************** On the lighter side of life with a little message
Dedicated to David who inspired this
From my latest novel, Starting Over: The Village of Los Angeles. Drake Hutchins hasn''t heard from his grandfather in the California Central Valley an... You perhaps have forgotten Easy Rider bikers, but we old geezers that had that wild vibrating thing between our legs, don't! heeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaww... I was recently called this by a young lady I truly respect,
But how she found out is beyond my circumspect... Backwards at times we may be,
For all of you to read here and see,
Rufuz does act the boss,
But daddy still does get of the cookies to toss...
This poem is a spoof about a 50 year old who never matured past age 16. He never was cool, was never looked on by his peers as cool, but never knew it... My canvas awning out,
The A/C ready, that I would like to shout,
Windows clean, the camper cleaned out,
I wish Rene were here but instead I will pout.... To all my den mates of whom I consider myself a fan, I have been suffering from a chronic case of Procrastinationus Maximus. I tried climbing up on my... If you ever felt throwing the plate at the smiling waiter asking: “Is everything OK sir/madam?”… whilst you politely smiled back and uttered: “Yes eve... I REALLY got to say,
I enjoy what Jerry writes everyday,
He runs the gamut from wrong to right,
But I saw this picture and I had to this write…... I’m no word magician but I can pretty much guarantee that I can outdo the Russian Space Agency’s unimaginative name for their latest Mars Probe launch... Music: "For Once In My Life"
--><BGSOUND SRC="http://www.zianet.com/jw_laurie/Sounds/michael_buble-for_once_in_my_life.mid"LOOP Where these come from I know not...
Hope you find them funny nonetheless... Not for my Chicago area brother, but another brother that deserves it...e Laughing is great medicine and easy to swallow. A poetic Medieval tale of Honour between friends.
(OK, so this is not a Seasonal story… but it might just make you smile…)
It is my privilege to feature Ron (the sketchman) Axelson''s art work; thanks, Ron. Out of all my toys, I love my laptop. It has games and plenty of entertainment, then there's the internet and AD. But my wife has different ideas abou... |
