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She''s dead, bless her soul. But this is a little limerick about the landlady my brother and I and two other guys rented three tiny upstairs rooms fro... Don't ask where this arose from, maybe the depths I end up in towards the end of this little crumb... Having some pun down under. They wanted some humor for a site, but you may need a Aussie slang dictionary for some terms. A great consolation at the end of 2009 calamities is that good old Santa will grant our wishes for once, and not a moment too sooner!
I started as Santa on Saturday and so far the flu has seemed to have little affect on my little visitors...ho ho ho You know something? We all complain these days because our jobs have become so much more complicated. The demands seem too great and our energy level ... Saskatoon, a real place, never been there except in cartoons... Wait for the pic again...(sorry but most times I cannot just add an image, I have to wait for the right screen to load, which seems to take forever...... Record high of 84 degrees yesterday. Right now? 44 and falling! Be lucky to get out of the 40s all weekend. Add a chilly rain, maybe some wintery ... no longer amongst the missing
still going through withdraw
off of me it is pissing It all started with a paraphrase of another's "one-liner', then it was a full verse. Then, it got a mind of its own - and VOILA! IT SCATTERED!
I guess its humorous...fortunately my dad can't respond...;) A remnant from my mental scrapheap. Thought a little humor would be the perfect thing for this beautiful sunny day. I hear the claws being sharpened, the broom made ready, the cackling laughs and that pissed off beehive clamor from all the AD sisters, but you know w... Scuse me, same smell, different hole... While the following was done in pure JEST -
it was a pleasure to meet an AD Friend in person -
and I do thank God that it was AFTER
his monthly BATH!... If you’ve ever had to use a bathroom when the seat was wet you’ll get the point of this little ditty.
THESE HALLOWED WORDS I DO REPEAT:
"DO NOT PEE U...
Cartoon from FunnyJunk.com
During my recovery, I’ve been
a bit lax about getting to work.
Thought I’d “Seize the Day.”
Well… maybe tomorrow. ;-) Two I know giving up on booze, my stock is in the toilet, better to sell before it gets flushed... I find myself rarely using the semi-colon, or semicolon. Instead, linking sentences with ands, forgetting the comma in between. I’m trying to mend my ... |
