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Uppers are gone, still though got me lowers... This is a story told by my veterinarian, Becky Verna, with the all the glee of her Scots-Irish heritage. I don’t remember the verses exactly so I’ll h... Maybe its humor, maybe it ain't, I don't know sometimes, I get it from my muse that is full of rumor... A bit of a turnaround on ''Me and my
Shadow''. a new element to Rock, Scissors, Paper
(I am joking of course) I am so happy to be able to write this poem. It''s one more reason to procrastinate from doing all that paperwork at home. Finally on vacation here in Coolwater to check on progress since the catastrophe in February. I find paradox to be a very interesting word,
so I thought I'd throw in a few clichés
to tidy it up a bit. No deep psychological
interpretations ne... Mom's may have some unusual-sounding lessons that, surprisingly, are important and beneficial. Mark Lichtermann''s article about California''s legalizing pot debate caused me to reminisce about my early 1970''s. Thai sticks were always a favorit... Sometimes when we gather for celebrations the little ones are totally forgotten or sadly ignored. Please remember them during this Thanksgiving celeb... I have no idea what category to put this in... I have many past lives but always seem to meet the tough women...(this is meant to be humorous, but if a certain person of the female persuasion think... Only in my case, it was the pillow. :) Patrick story about the Lord of the Rings and the brother Ed bugged the day lights outa everybody, cos it was a lie!!!
And liars liars have pants on f... This is satire and no way reflects ideals of democracy, freedom, liberty and justice for all. Some folks just seem to be overzealous in their supposed... This last summer my friend said she was going peach picking. Knowing how clumsy she is I told her, there is a poem in there somewhere. Although her na... The City of San Francisco was successful, and now a few thousand lunatic residents of the City of Santa Monica, California have about half of the sign... Argued and ARGUED with my Muse about posting this one. She insisted, so here it is ... don''t beat the messenger!! LOL
Image from Photobucket.com My husband swears I'm a 'Pee Nut' so this little ditty came about :)!
********************* I saw this picture and had to write something, this is what popped up in my crazy, wacky mind. Happy Thanksgiving all,
Eat your fill, don't stall,
As on Black Friday all day you will be at the mall... My derranged brother PeeWee invited me to a pink decored cavern promising me a orgy...yeah right!!!!!!!!
And a Poetry Festival????!!!! he nuts or som... Getting nasty letters, innuendos, jabs and sour comments from my best-I-do-not-name-names...I will set the record straight about that angel living in ... In continuation of the “You just can’t make this stuff up series” I offer the following: AP Dateline - Las Cruces, New Mexico – July 5th
“New Mexico... I know how self-concious everyone is about weight these days, this is not meant to offend anyone. This is a true story seen through the eyes of a chi... Maybe this new batch of drug will help Ogre Eds appearance, though I doubt it, as he was ugly far before his problems with cookies...e Pennfield Meade
It was late in December, a Monday I think
When I, fully loaded with various drink
Sat short on a barstool, and munching down f... The Lincoln Penny was first issued in 1909 to commemorate Abraham Lincoln's 100th birthday. It was the first American coin to bear a president's image... Jeanette asked the rhetorical question recently, why do people throw away pennies. Since they are mostly zinc and have less value than a bottle cap, I... There was a young woman who lives in a shoe.
She has so many men; she doesn't know what to do!
She's pooped, wrung out - majorly tired!
If another... |
