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Now I have enough to share with the world and the stories to go with it. <bgsound src = ''http://www.sunncity.com/music/mid10/Blue%20-%20Bubblin.mid''hidden loop=-1> Inspired by the movie "Matchstick Men." My daughter told me to watch it. Now, I know why. Well, I''m not that bad. This is for fun and not meant t... <embed src="http://www.authorsden.com/adstorage/4750/Danguitar.mp3"hidden="false"border="0"width="310"height="45"autostart="true"autoplay="true" lo... My team is in the playoffs again and I have meetings on the days of the game. I thought retirement would take care of this but it hasn't. What can I... The weirdness, continues ... picture was taken during a dust storm back in February, this year.
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman. A picture is sometimes worth a thousand words but this really is a true summertime delicacy - Photo by Eileen Here's to our happy go lucky friend, Ed. Today''s modern high performance fighter aircraft can withstand more Gs than its human occupants and that''s not factoring in the ''speed jeans'', Val... What shaftments of ethereal transmorgification creates null avariceness and contentiosity? Is it moribund penile disenchantment, or uterian stressfuln... <font color = "blue" face = "verdana" size-2><b><center>
My attempt at humor. Maybe I should stick to serious. <Smiles> Thank ... My mom underwent successful cancer surgery and was given Vicodin afterwards, which, shall we say, improved her attitude. Inspired by Ed Matlack and Ge... Nothing bugs more a spider than siblings misbehaving and mothers glowing in the dark. The Hiawatha that Wordsworth''s Minnehaha never got to know. Suggested by a wonderfully witty friend who has genuine literary talent (unlike moi). Sin... It is said that Mary Queen of Scots
Was imprisoned in this house
I think if you look up there at that casement
You can see where her face would have p... EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE A BIT OF FUN THIS TIME OF YEAR...WOULD YOU ALL CONCUR AND AGREE? OMIGOSH MY SCIENTIST FRIEND DICK CAME UP WITH THIS SILLY SONG.... This poem is a "New Age" Nursery Rhyme. I love the aew of the children and attempt to capture it with verse.
~SKR~ Those woods at the State Park near the nuclear plant in Barnwell are really something I love Popeye. I was watching him last night when I couldn't sleep and this just popped into my head. Hope you find it as amusing as I did. :))
This is another true story about a husband who always thinks he found the prize jewell only to find out it was just glass. What life will be without our cousins up north? Now, the Ed Brothers have a special love for their cousins and cousinettes and they dream living in th... Wild storms with 74 mph winds reported in Burleson, frequent lightning (500-600 recorded strikes every five minutes?!?) and brief, heavy rain came in ... For those with turned up noses, replace fart with heart.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938
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