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'were attacked by the whole nest'
I don''t know what put me up to this, ... the need to be free? ;-) Some wait until the very last minute ...
No thanks to Dragon and MS Word who won''t allow the proper word for excrement. Don''t worry, be happy, laugh and I''ll be better tomorrow. Feel bette... Come fly with me in my infernal machine,
To the stars we do fly snacking on wonderful cuisine... I wasn't sure whether to file this one under "Humor" or "Holidays." In any case, it's humor about holidays (but I really MEAN it this year!) This fantasy poem came from the picture a friend sent me
That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Finally did the Jeep get cleaned,
She is happy,
I am just floating in a dream,
What a good looking machine... An attempt at humor, though what is happening in Texas and Oklahoma is far from humorous, I still try to make light of a serious subject... When we remodeled our two bathrooms about three years ago we installed pressure assisted toilets. The tanks have, ahem...crapped out 3 times and now t... This ski trip could have ended in a disaster but instead it was a funny and memorable moment in time. Sometimes with all that life dishes out we wish we could go back. At least one day, I did. If nothing else I can joke about myself, that has to count for something...? My sweetie told me a story about a couple she knew. Seems he woke up “HORNEY” and was seeking to get amorous. She suggested that he might have better ... Damaged Mummy, Cairo AntiquitIes Museum
This satire should be no slight to the brave people of Egypt who finally threw off brutal authority for freed... I picked a one word title, then wrote this, not sure where it came from, but...ed Yeah, yeah, I know ... can''t do a thing about it, why complain? Because I can! LOL
70 degrees this morning. Supposed to fall into the 50s by even... This just in……the stuff that’s more fiction than fiction. Rep. Weiner admitted today that he tweeted photos of his obfuscated, ah, er, wiener(?) to s... Those that have been in Canada know that anything can happen, like getting stranded on Medicine Hat, trying to communicate with those Cretien Injuns w... Satire. I know that many people feel strangeness. I just listened to a woman give a long tirade on bugs in her body. She is so obsessed with killing a... Etching of King Lear courtesy the University of South Florida
Another bit of satire... Please take off this spell, this curse of wet weather, & I will... ... Where does the time ... go? ....
Image (c) 2005, Karla Dorman (taken by Karen Lynn Vidra) This is nonsense; but then, life and the world have not been making a lot of sense to me of late. Maybe some hip hop rap artist will give me a call. ... Just sort of more micellaneous ramblings, but directed at you, the reader specifically rather than generally... I wish all of you could have met Gibby. We loved him so much. |
