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Where you learn what nouns and verbs are - or are not! Cross a clown with a hillbilly and this is what you get--nonsense!
************************ Oh woe is Ed Kostro, having to live with this person, this creature of the night...oh woe is me, if she ever finds out where I live...ed There''s always a world of possibilities. Never say never is my advice and believe!
This one is for fun!!! No presents for me,
Coal will in my stocking be,
Santa does say I am naughty,
He is just being, how you say, haughty... <bgsound src = 'http://members.tripod.com/~rosemck1/achy-breaky-heart.mid'hidden loop=-1> It started out humor, but it kinda has a bit of the everyday stresses of life for Santa too... In 1985 the average NBA player made a paltry $330,000 per year. By 2010 it had risen to $5,356,000 per year. That’s a sixteen fold increase while the ... A collection plate will be passed around AD, so that Rebecca can afford to fix her husband...it is for the better, as he "runs around" with the other ... If you believe herein what I say, I have this piece of land for sale in the everglades...cheap! I have shared many stories of my life with you...now it's my husband's life's turn. This is a True story one that Jim's friend will never talk about ... I must trust you very much to write this poem and share it with you. This subject was for me a torment from childhood right through to adulthood. And ... This is one thing I definately know even if I''m sure of all others, this I know! Shakespeare is a favourite of mine. In his time the greatest dramatist that England produced. Maybe the best until motion pictures. Yes I am from New Jersey,
I drive a car not a guernsey,
Though a cow may cover my seat,
On my seat I never do excrete...;)
Got a Samsung,
Had to climb up many rungs,
Tired I now am right down to the bottom of my lungs...:) Tryin'' on humor again, been a long time since last I wrote of humorous issues... Just a little leg pulling about how old folks tend not to like newfangled things… including me. This poem is one of my grandfathers, it was his poetry that inspired me to write poetry. Hope you enjoy it. This may strike you as a bit mean-spirited. Especially coming from someone as vain as. . .forget I said that. For all I know, if I were rolling in d... My Mom used to say when someone asked her how cold it was, ''It''s nipplicious outside.'' Daddy would say, ''Clunk. Clunk. Clunk.'' (Meaning they ... To the makers and marketers of NyQuil, pardon the change in spelling... Laughter is the best medicine so I''m dishing out geneous helpings with this silly ditty :)!
********************* Don''t you hate the neighbor''s alarm clock on your day free...?
Don''t you love that frozen feet trying to warm up against your warmth thighs?t Sort of humor, not much else to call it actually... Such a versatile word, “dump.” You can live in a dump, you can take dump, you can drive a dump truck, you can dump your woes on a friend, even dispose... |
