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To awaken early and rise,
I do just hasten my demise,
For the earlier I do awaken,
The more time I do have to eat,
All the fries, pies and thighs I ca... What if the Easter Bunny came searching for an empty basket, just the right size for all the Easter eggs he had to deliver.... OK folks, so we are going all the way from the Klondike to that famous Fee Bath and Massages place way out on some Canada hillbylly's turf...
Did you ... Li''l brother Jersey Devil Ed is spoiling for a war which PeeWee ED & Ole EDvard (peaceful as they are) don''t wish to start but pass the honors to th... Don't be surprised if Ed Jersey Devil's brothers are mad...after all his talking about cars...if you were traveling in what he provided for transporta... I had this poem waiting in the wings in case Ed took up the gauntlet of challenge, guess he has not got it in him...LOL, Sorry Ed..........ed A tribute to the self, from the self and only about the self...so selfish I am... Brother PeeWee Ed is twisting the truth...as usual, although I will use his picture that he stole from Mom. I must beg all of you for forgiveness as I never read the little print.
In our highly refined Stone Age Society, we don''t write odes to a common piec... Hear!!! Hear!!! this is a DISCLAIMER, for any of you with very tight hats, it means that what PeeWee said ain''t true, you were duped, swindled, gyppe... Sorry I think I am just way too tired, ranting and raving here, not even sure if it is humor... In the absence of Andy my brother Ed said that we can pick on the other Ed, until PeeWee launchs his promised poetry competition "where's Andy?" EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! read about the biggest sham perpetrated to pure, innocent gullible AD people!!!!
EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!! see the exclusive picture... This is a response to that back stabbing brother of my that had the impertinence to call me a rat for protecting the good name of my pal Jim whose rep... Now that Sister Tiger Lily is back it is time to start from the beginning of the ED''s clan, from the very beginning when there was life before the br... Aquí estamos con un plan
De poder tener la isla
Para nosotros sin
Los tontos hermanos Ed.
Escrito por sobrino Eduardo
[Translation:
Here we are wit... IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ MORE ABOUT THE CONTROVERSIAL EVENTS
SURROUNDING POISON LYRICS & RAP MUSIC,... send for a copy of an
article --written by M... I have so enjoyed the Ed saga.
Just couldn''t resist adding.
So here goes.
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Chickens 'talk' about the closeted rooster.
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</font></big></big&g... Humor with a touch of insanity thrown in for good measure... We lived in Japan three years. We loved it! However, we did think the local English was too funny. We have to give the Japanese credit for trying. Thi... "I have decided to eat no more beans / I suppose you know why and what this means" "The school year is ending and pencils sell cheap / At the gigantic grocery store" You think it would be easy to find a picture to go with the title. You'll have to use your imaginations...besides still can't upload them anyway. I took this photo of a petrified “ET” down by the lake on Saint Patrick’s Day. This is clear evidence of Extraterrestrial Life and proof that green be... This was there very first poem I ever wrote about my friend and his pet raccoon and how it knocked a harpoon over on him. Love how a $5,000 COLA for federal judges was tacked onto the auto bailout. They can''t live on $169,000 a year?!? Uh - where''s mine?!?
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