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It''s a long and bawdy limerick so if you dislike either of those things don''t read it! Is Truth stranger than Fiction?
Does Stress cause Friction?
Is Diction a Contradiction?
DUH?
Landing on your feet is a mastery.
Not everybody can do it. When the gastropareses starts up it takes three or more days before I can eat and feel okay to do so... Is it love the reason I await her arrival or is it I just want to kill her for being an hour and a half late so far...? A keen sense of humor helps us overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerate the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected and outlast th... It's better for the heart and soul. Just a poem so if you're frowning, float your own boat. Thank you Susan, and Ed, and Bill, and Sherry and Eileen, and Dai, Richard & Ron...you and all the others have made my day... Those moments when you want to laugh, yet you do not, no one will understand. Ever had one like this? BUMMER!!
Don't try this at home, only those of us that are professionals should attempt it... “You don’t tug on superman’s cape; you don’t steal the wind…you don’t pull the mask off the lone ranger and you don’t mess around with {LEAH?}...Liste... Another of the quips by the famous Will Rogers explained something that I never really understood until the years went fleeting by. Now I must admit ... Seems funny to me...but of course my humor is sick anyway...e Applied male intelligence, as associated with interactive gender liaisons is an oxymoronic concept. This demonstrably irrefutable fact has nevertheles... Lefty Leftwich is right-handed, but is good-natured enough to approve this little parody of his work of bringing a little laughter to his daily poems. I can just see Ed Kostro sprinkling on someones leg,
Or Eileen baring her teeth & growling,
Then there is me, I know when to come home for dinner...... I grew up in Chautauqua County, NY where once snow piled 6 feet high and more. The outhouse was the other end of our barn and down a little path. When... My muse is working overtime,
Though nothing comes but rhyme,
I ain't got no reason,
But to hate this particular season,
As it is raining like kitties ... My 77 year old mother, who has Alzheimers muttered to herself, but audibly enough last night as we cleared airport security heading for gate A4. “Watc... This is pure fantasy. Even in my heyday I never was this lucky. That''s my explanation and I''m sticking with it.
[image: acidcow.com] Dear Santa,
I know that you are busy
Making your list and checking it twice
Figuring out who’s been naught and nice,
Will I have a confession…..
(I ... Actually I don't have the flu. It's allergies but I couldn't make that ryme with Lew. LOL I recently came to the realization that like most people, my world is a litter box and I don’t even have a cat. Here kitty kitty. Bringing in the New Year.
[image: somewhere on the Gulf Coast] One of my favorite Chinese dishes is Beijing Duck (''Peeking Duck'', sic) but I finished off a recent such dinner with a stale bit of a leftover from ... She reached out with grasping hands
to catch time's quickly running out sands.
Trying in vain to keep things as they are,
she's hoping, praying, an... |
