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Just a little ditty for all of the multi-taskers out there, who drive the rest of us nuts. LOL Folks, this kind of family feud wasn''t initiate by me, I just was inviting a few friends to a innocent although immoral party and wham! here comes th... A little hearing loss and little alzheimers mixed together can make a very interesting life. Ask Ma and Pa...This subject is terrifying but also can ... ...why is everybody always pickin'' on me...? I am the intelligent looking one on the right & we got no pics of ma as the camera always breaks when w... Mack & Lill Is My Version of The New Millennium "Jack & Jill" Nursery Rhyme
;) Forget mad cows, as long as you don't eat their meat...ur okay! But mad poets you get from reading poetry written by a truly mad poet, like that of me... Jerry Bolton's 'Nameless Girl' in part inspired these lines - you naughty boy. =]
Image (c) 2009, Karla Dorman Folks, you just can''t make this stuff up.Yesterday a US Airway flight was delayed in Atlanta when maggots began dropping out of the overhead baggage
... Except when prescribed by doctors and my daily multivitamin, I don''t take pills. Alternate Title: “Me and My Shadow”
<I> “Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow Knows!” </I> No human thing is of serious importance. ~Plato, The Republic
Twice a year, Spring and Fall, the house got a thorough (as in window-frames, radiators, cupboards, etc) cleaning. The devoted housewife''s ritual wa... Overprotective mothers don''t help their sons to develop life skills, instead of a son they should have got a dog.
Here Floffy...sit...goooood boy!!! "Out on the town now in search of his Venus" <bgsound src = ''http://members.tripod.com/~rosemck1/happy-happy-birthday-baby.mid''hidden loop=-1> She loved him more than he loved her
The last laugh was hers alone. Seeing Mars so clearly in the early morning sky this morning brought to mind an observation or two....haha This is an experiment. What I did was set down with a pencil. Imagine that, a pencil and not my computer. I wrote down names and words that rhymed ... Dedicated to all the gorgeous women I've know who like to give their self confidence a little boost. A humorus and facetious look at my golf game. The game just isn''t as much fun as it once was and the worse I get, the more like work it becomes. While the cougar is away, how the moose' will play... 666th poem!!!
Here yore truly EDvard, Ole Brother.
Fore yore bunch of grammatical nagging nuts jump me throat, ain''t no "I and the Reaper" or The Rea... It's has been too long since we have pulled the chain of Li'l Brother Jersey Ed, and the absence of Tiger Lily, Ma and PeeWee has encourage the little... The polluters are deaf to the reason voices, so what about telling them the truth between laughter?
We will be leaving a world with a dirty face for t... Some mean guys aren''t really mean... Forgive me...these two second writes are the best I can do right now. For the next three days my youngest grandchild will be attached to my backside.... Somehow, I find remembering those we sent to slaughter unsettling. War is not the way to settle disputes with glory. I prefer something more humorous ... Okay, so my memory fails me often, no reason to call me a post, although in reality that is how I feel too... ...sorry Pier I just couldn't resist this... On a warm summer day....two sisters decided to get creative. My sister sculpted the mermaid...giggle..... |
