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As a person who has long favored the sport of synchronised syntax swimming for most of my addled life, an interest in colloquial slang and ''pidgin'' ... Da Wizzuda WoidsMy Dad back in the old days making a pot of stew and we never knew what was in it! Dad's Pot of StewMy mother ''soaped'' my mouth with DEODORANT soap so her best friend, a teacher, shared her non-curse words (like Arse) with me :)!
******************... Daff Ignitions: ArseEveryone has little ''code words'' for something or another. As children my siblings and I would have our mouth ''washed out'' for using four letter ... Daff Ignitions: Fiss-fudgit "My mama said there would be days like this." But do they have to keep happening all the time? DallyI sent my driver''s license renewal form in seven weeks ago. They cashed my check right away but acknowledge processing delays because of manufacturin... Dark Shadows of the DMVThose of you with any gray hair at all, will recall this Nabisco jingle;
“Yer’ darn tootin’ I like Fig Newtons”
Well, this has absolutely nothing to d... Darn Tootin’Thanks so much for helping me celebrate my birthday. Hope you had as good a time as I did. Here''s a free chuckle in lieu of a party favor. {Ain'' c... Dawg Watching Human. . .Dress??Y''all invited to come along with meeeeee ... LOL
Image (c) 2005, Karla Dorman Day Trippin'The muse works in mysterious ways... Dead
FROM MR ED, PEE-WEE, WRITTEN TO ME...lil devil...(I am in the middle of that picture)
You are most welcome, D.W. And now, I get to pick on you some... Dear Brother...Nothing signals the end of winter like the Daytona 500 and the youthful surge of spring break. Time for the old to win the race to get out of the publ... Death Race 2024Gotta laugh about winters cold,
What else can one do when gettin' old...?
DebutYesterday afternoon I tried to deal with a bee hive instead of calling a beekeeper.
Photo:My former spa Defining StupidityMom has Alzheimer’s and lives in an assisted living facility. Her near term memory failed several years ago and her long term memory is fading fast. E... Dementia is ContageousWasn't sure how to catagorize this one...I call it dark humor. Purely fiction. DemonsPlease don’t ask why I do stupid stuff like this. Just personal amusement and mental exercise I guess.
No insults intended here, read it for the puzzl... Den Mate ScrambleWHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH THIS SYSTEM TONIGHT, I TRY TO ADD THIS IN NORMAL FASHION & IT SCREW UP SEVERAL TIMES...oh well, the poem if that is what y... Departmental Office of Nothingness…The picture above shows how they are always picking on me in the middle...
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