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As a person who has long favored the sport of synchronised syntax swimming for most of my addled life, an interest in colloquial slang and ''pidgin'' ... My Dad back in the old days making a pot of stew and we never knew what was in it! My mother ''soaped'' my mouth with DEODORANT soap so her best friend, a teacher, shared her non-curse words (like Arse) with me :)!
******************... Everyone has little ''code words'' for something or another. As children my siblings and I would have our mouth ''washed out'' for using four letter ... "My mama said there would be days like this." But do they have to keep happening all the time? I sent my driver''s license renewal form in seven weeks ago. They cashed my check right away but acknowledge processing delays because of manufacturin... Those of you with any gray hair at all, will recall this Nabisco jingle;
“Yer’ darn tootin’ I like Fig Newtons”
Well, this has absolutely nothing to d... Thanks so much for helping me celebrate my birthday. Hope you had as good a time as I did. Here''s a free chuckle in lieu of a party favor. {Ain'' c... Y''all invited to come along with meeeeee ... LOL
Image (c) 2005, Karla Dorman The muse works in mysterious ways...
FROM MR ED, PEE-WEE, WRITTEN TO ME...lil devil...(I am in the middle of that picture)
You are most welcome, D.W. And now, I get to pick on you some... Nothing signals the end of winter like the Daytona 500 and the youthful surge of spring break. Time for the old to win the race to get out of the publ... Gotta laugh about winters cold,
What else can one do when gettin' old...?
Yesterday afternoon I tried to deal with a bee hive instead of calling a beekeeper.
Photo:My former spa Mom has Alzheimer’s and lives in an assisted living facility. Her near term memory failed several years ago and her long term memory is fading fast. E... Wasn't sure how to catagorize this one...I call it dark humor. Purely fiction. Please don’t ask why I do stupid stuff like this. Just personal amusement and mental exercise I guess.
No insults intended here, read it for the puzzl... WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH THIS SYSTEM TONIGHT, I TRY TO ADD THIS IN NORMAL FASHION & IT SCREW UP SEVERAL TIMES...oh well, the poem if that is what y... The picture above shows how they are always picking on me in the middle...
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