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To much alcohol. . .
Originally written 04/27/09 Always had dogs, but cats own some of my friends. Some are snobs, but others are right friendly. {Didn''t hear right used that way when I was growing... This poem came about as I was listening to a friend of mine from Beaumont, Texas brag about how many things were bigger and better in Texas. I was com... To all my Texas friends. this is tongue and cheek. My dad was a Texan and quite a few of my good friends too...and George Bush.
That''s a taste of my ... I''m shocked so I had to write about it...
We are living in a nutty world and I have just fallen off the edge. Just remember this is all in fun,
Not much to do here with snow on the ground,
And fog blanketing everything,
Not till tomorrow to see the sun... No humor in loss of life, but if someone is going fast enough to do this to his car, he sort of deserves what he gets...that poor tree, didn''t know w... To the cardiovascular surgeon, the term ''cardiac arrest'' has unequivocably dire implications. To the hopeless romantic, the term may have an altoget... You all know this reviewer here. They enter AD under a ficticious name and then give reviews that are belligerant and bold. They are sad individuals w... Take a pic of yourself and make it a cartoon There is no cat burglar in the world with the ability to enter houses and deliver gifts while children are sleeping that compares with Santa. He sneak... No cats were injured or ingested in the making of this post... This one just surfaced when I was 'tidying' up my desk draw! The 'Mad Cat' belongs to a lady called Rhonda. Glad to have my notification thingy working again, glad to see all my friends awaken me in the morning with fun writes and sad ones, and all the rest,... This is Tiberius (black) and Patches (grey)...my daughter & her partner's happy little cats! I guess they "really" see well at night....giggle..... Not necessarily humor...where do these things come from... Cell phone companies should include a guide on where/when to use them. Although, may would still continue to be inconsiderate.
_____________________... See if you can find the misused words
in this little bit of nonsense. The winner will be
announced in primetime after the Internet results. Posted as a contest entry on another site. I think it''s stupid. Karen loves it. Tell me what you think.
NOT diabetic; am the daughter of parents ... They say its good to vent,
Some say its even heaven sent,
No longer can I hold this within,
This has too long been an inside sin... All things pass... Patience attains all it strives for. -Mother Teresa
My wife and I watching Anna Nicole''s funeral on tv got into a burial conversation. I was telling her I wanted to be cremated.. New Yearz Resolutionz gone mad... (lol) The advertisement described below is real. I swear, keep your eyes and ears open if you want to hear marketing genius at its worst. ... making locals nervous with talk of baseballs and tornadic hooks. ....
Image (c) 2008, Karla Dorman Just something a little punny fun. My apologies to all I have offended. |
