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Officially in a heat wave, as afternoon temperatures climb into the one hundreds and low temperatures hover around eighty degrees. Supposed to contin... Haawwwtttt !!Enjoy the break from healthy food. :)
Keep us in prayer, bad, bad storms on the way from this afternoon through tonight. Thank you! Haiku Chain: Dessert TemptationsImaginary sister of John, Johanna Edwards, is the subject of this humorous political satire :)!
*********************** Hair on the FlyEd hinted at his angelic qualities as he reviewed Naughty Valentines Limericks. Well I say....
Calling all Angels
Photo:Zoozle.com Halo there EdThings are not always what they appear to be. ... ...I know, you already knew. Ham On RyeBlank does be my mind today... HandsWARNING!!!WARNING!! This is absolutely off color but irresistable because it''s based on fact.
Steve Ferrini age 60 was arrested last month in Lake... Hands Free!!!!This poem was written in loving memory of my late husband Michael who was a wonderful husband but was anything but handy around the house... HANDYMAN HUBBYNOT MY CURRENT STATE. Haven't gotten blotto in years. :)
However, talked to some neighbors that partied a little too hearty...they're feeling it.
... HangArounda brief attempt while in recovery mode of a vicious sore throat hangingFIRST, A DISCLAIMER: THIS POEM IS A FARCE--A FANTASY--A SILLY STORY! THE ONLY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS THAT IT IS MY BROTHER TED''S BIRTHDAY. I'... Happy Birthday--But It Wasn't Easy!Usually I am not this grumpy, but I so look forward to those quiet days and nights without the campers and such... Happy days...May your year start off with laughter. :)
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman Happy New KneesWhat a great time you had last night, right? (hic) Watching the ball drop on Time Square. And what a party, right?(Oohhh my head" Happy New YearFrom the, “absolute definition of irony” department, I had let this rest out of respect for the deceased the past 4 days. – Onondaga New York –
Phili... Hardheaded - Or NotWhoever said that being dumb doesn't pay should 'take that back!'
**************** Hardtack TurnerThere are certain things in this world that are near and dear to a cowboy''s heart. His hat would be one of them.
A cowboy''s hat is, after all, a bi... HatsWhat kind of hats do you like?
See what I like & a few more ideas, enjoy... Hats...In response to a poem from Susan Sparks, this is about her problem with her bathtub...LOL Check out her newest poem: "Splish Splash, I Was Takin a Bat... Haunted Bathtub...
Just a play on words no offense intended… ;-)
Uranus is the brightest object to the lower left, photographed © Douglas W. Boucher during the recent... Have You Seen Ur-Anus?He knows what I think, he knows what I care about and he knows where every sore spot is too. These are called husbands. He Finds My Sore Spots!
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