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Every time I look at this pic, something new comes to mind. :) ... could have sworn it said something about my mother and trucks ....
Image (c) 2008, Karla Dorman Now you all know me well enough to know that for the most part I am only funning... <bgsound src = ''http://members.tripod.com/~rosemck1/lovesick-blues.mid''hidden loop=-1> This true story posted by CBS News yesterday from Los Banos, California, is for Jasmin and Mr. Ed who I’m sure will appreciate.
A duck hunter who, ha... A poem about the ultimate bad Monday. As an author's note, I will say that I had a dream about the brownie sundae, right before my alarm clock buzzed,... Talk about a perfect storm for three people with Shakespearean like coincidence:
Mary Moore age 45 had been drinking and about 1:00 am wandered out ... What a choice……Bob tail nag or gray ghost
To the tune "Camptown Races" Something to "play" with... It came to me in a dream,
After eating too much caramel ice cream,
So bear with me & only in laughter scream,
If you feel dirty after reading,
Take a ... We''ve all been through it and it was great but we forget the first time! Human ''sprawl'' affects us all. Imagine Santa after all those cookies, goodies and milk dragging his bass behind him :)!
****************** Dedicated yo lil'brother Ed Matlack or has we know him around our family Jersey Devil Ed (PeeWee is a mean soul, I am an angel that will never thought... It''s a place we all go to several times a day. But what goes on behind closed doors, it''s really hard to say. Enjoy if you will, dislike if you don't, give me your honest statement of fact, and I will appreciate you for you... Someone said I am dangerous with a pic...you ain't seen nothing yet...LOL! Ok, I know it is not nice to poke fun at somebody’s dying but the little devil on my right shoulder just beat the snot out of the angel that sits on m... Voyages of the startrek Enterprise, some did surprise. I don''t know about trusting those transporters. As he turned around to give me 'that look',
I could read his mind, just like a book.
It's not that anything clear was there.
It's just that his hea... ... Hear growling: ....
Image (c) 2010, Karla Dorman (3/24) Some people truly deserve one another--mate to 'Should I Tell?'.
************************** My honey and I are putting together a series of helpful hints books. One of them talks about the many uses for beer, beer bottles, cans and caps. As... Sometimes I like to break with tradition
Photo:Photoshop.freebies Seriously...it''s ninety degrees and humid here.....I''m going to enjoy a nice cold can of Coors Light! My hubby took this picture of me a few weeks a... Clever architechs, Trypoxylon Politum, aka, Mud Daubers, mean little shits. They make mud nests in various shapes. I can show you this one..see photo.... Remember, Grandma is always right.
Photo: Guzer.com The Truth About Belles. Some Things Never Change. An Oldie But Goodie! Whilst my brother PeeWee dream about yours truly making cookies for him, poor deranged soul! I have been "welcoming" our female guest when the Zombie ... As it is written,
In the Ancient Book.
The Island belongs first,
to all those who beguile! Hey, does winter got you down?
Are you walking around with a frown?
Do you need a good laugh and smile?
Well so do I, so lets laugh and talk and walk ... |
