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No frogs were harmed during the writing of this poem. What is it with my taking pics of ME... This is a true story about my youngest son who a little speech problem when he was little. We all do get old,
A fact of life we must watch unfold,
We even get to a point,
Where we worry we can get over the common cold... Got to find some humor in the storm. Just don''t ask me to sing. LOL
Image (c) 2005, Karla Dorman ... she can''t stay mad ....
Image (c) 2007, Karla Dorman. Oh, woe is me Oh, woe is me!
I've got to go to a reunion of the family!
Oh, how will my cheeks survive?
After all of the pinching when I arrive?
Oh, w... Just in time for Halloween :)!
****************** I'm always THINKING about dieting. I think I finally found the way. As nobody has explained what is all about Father''s Day, I will give all of you, spoiled children that you are, my own version of it... OK Rose don''t go jumping in the wagon, but cousin Fee "ninny" Perry declared war to Brothers Ed by insulting our beverage of preference and we left t... "Have you ever been tempted to say / When pursued to avoid being rude / That you are gay / Though you are not / To get away / No matter what?" Just a little age humor, we all need a little laugh. Every neighborhood has a loner or strange fellow. You might want to take a second look at this woman.
******* Fingers has been here before but this time it is as a promo for my upcoming CD release. The picture is a still from the rather gruesome video. A silly case of miscommunication with the approval of fellow poet, Jane Noponen Perinacci
Prices are so high for gas in some places, the only thing they will take is your first born or gold & diamonds... They say what you do on New Year's Day, you're going to do all year 'round.
Image (c) 2009, Karla Dorman What????!? LOL
I writes ''em as I gets ''em. It's Nearly Christmas and snow has been forcast. <Center>Aftermath of verbal battles waged...and won?
This piece inspired by "The Greatest"
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I am in shape, round is a shape... <EM>Duct tape is like the force: It has a dark side and a light side and it holds the universe together.</em>
- Carl Zwanzig Just Another Nonsense Poem Until I Got a Pungent Flash of ... |
