British Girls (The Occidentals),

is my take on Staus Quo's 'The Oriental', a song about the merits of Asian women.

British Girls (The Occidentals)


Sally shopped at Harrod's and watched the tennis,
it was love forty back in Wimbledon, we had a good innings!

Her name was Margo, she came from Glasgow,
and caught a dozen mackerel at Craigendoran when we were fishin'.

Maeve from Northern Ireland read poems about flax dams
and frogs croaking, so very witty in Belfast where they make the linen.

Mary from Swansea, a miner's daughter, she was a winner
she called me boy bach and served me Welsh Rabbit for my dinner.