The Loch Ness Monster


She swims all the way to Liverpool wearing a Tam o' Shanter
She wants to be in the next Dr Who series with Ringo Starr
She plays the bagpipes at the Beatles Museum at the Albert Dock.

Tha sinn uile a ’fuireach ann am bāta-aigeann buidhe
We all live in a yellow submarine

Nessie really lives in a submarine, and she's freaking us out
for Pibroch Number 19 is all we hear at night
across the dark and deep lonely loch.