Oh, to to be a leader of men, a general, a hero in Ambrosia
This northern town is so dreary, working for Mr. Shadrack & Company.
Undertaker's clerk, another nail in my coffin, it's so deadly boring
My soppy girl with her love of oranges, so kitchen sink, hear me snoring!
Billy, get on the train and change your life forever
Don't waste your life among embalming fluids and coffins
London agents are crying out for new literary talent, it's all or nuthin'!