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Kirkcaldy Linoleum
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Friday, September 30, 2022    Not rated by the Author.
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Kirkcaldy Linoleum,

often thought of as the poor man's carpet (certainly not Axminster!), but linoleum is a hard-wearing and attractive alternative to wool carpets
and Kirkcaldy in Scotland was the capital of Lino for long enough.






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Kirkcaldy Linoleum


Barry's and Nairn's floored the world
linoleum hanging in sheets seventy-feet high
amazing designs and patterns
to fit every kind of room and household.

Aye, throw a dart on the map,
you'll not miss Kirkcaldy in the kingdom of Fife;
go there on the train like the boy in the poem
and find a bonnie Scottish wife!

And don't mind the damp weather that sucks,
or that 'queer-like smell' from the linoleum works;
in your inlaid home, you'll come up smelling of roses
when your wife washes your head every night!
                  

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