You get suspended or expelled if you
break the rules
you get sent to Coventry if you
don't fit in,
unisex toilets, gender neutral uniforms,
welcome to British school!
The teachers have masters and degrees
use college words like ADD
Attention Deficit Disorder
You think of Johnny Rotten
and Anarchy in the UK,
welcome to British school!
What good is Latin or Greek
in this Rat Race world?
You'd like to learn something useful
like how to start a business
or drive a car, Ferrari, Lamborghini
Jock Allen taught me woodwork,
Mr. Pole encouraged my artwork
I got an A in History, Goodbye, Mr. Chips
Welcome back, British school!
Inspirational poetry, written from the heart and soul. Verses that are well-suited for reading on a rainy day and that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.