Kung Fu Karl

Karate, Total Martial Arts
Boxing
Judo and Aikido
Kung Fu Karl,
The bad guys you can
handle, bro

Wu Shu training,
Karate chop to the neck
and kick to the groin;
Send that assailant to hell
clutching his balls

Why are people so violent?
Because they don't know God,
Respect for others or love

Mind how you go
Mind how you go
Amitabha 

Kung Fu, Karl
Safety first, take care
When going to LA or New York
Bad guys there would throw you
down a kitchen chute
just as soon as look at you

Take your Pepper Spray
and brush up on your
Jeet Kune Do

Karl, I'll give you a mandala
And say a prayer and mantra
for you

Mind how you go
Mind how you go
Amitabha