Dorian Gray

Definitely got a picture in the attic
Definitely got a smirk on his face

Something maleficent in the demeanor

Oh, the trouble he causes
his friends and admirers

becoming meaner and meaner

Every Dorian Gray from Chelsea
to Paisley working against us in the dark

like magnificent young warlocks

Definitely, a wart or two on that nose,
Definitely, no oil painting the adorable,

attractive Dorian Gray!