The MacArgonauts

All the Broons in a giant coracle, very seaworthy!

Oor Wullie in his upturned bucket.
Where are you going now? said P.C. Murdoch,

I'm going on an odyssey!

Angus Og the Highlander came down from Stornoway:
From the Outer Hebrides to the Greek Isles - sounds good to me!

John Cairney the actor wanting to reprise his role as Hylas;
In ancient Greek clothes, looking gallus, a lad of parts

Both he and Robert Burns the bard have climbed Parnassus Hill
in poetry and the dramatic arts.

Don't forget to try the Tinian grilled octopus!
said Irene, the lassie in the Greek chippy, to big red-haired Shuggie.

Thus, left the MacArgonauts quietly
one morning from Edinburgh and the Port of Leith,

a flotilla of Scots punters hungry for fantasy adventure
and the best fish suppers this side of Auchenshuggle:

do you believe me?