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PHOQ U !
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No, it's not an ODE,
Nor even a SONNET,
So, if'n you don' like IT,
Go Crap in your EASTER BONNET!

GOOD GRAMMARIANS BEWARE !



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PHOQ U

© - Tom Hyland - 10-17-08


Net and Texting Abbreviations?
Teutonic, Plutonic, or Just Jargonic?


OMG - Oh My God
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
FU - Forget You (sure!)

ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
YBF - Your Best Friend
PHOQ U - Personal Hypnosis On Queue (sure!)

UPR - Up Yours Respectfully
KMA - Kiss My Asininities
WDID - What Did I Do

WYPR - Westinghouse Your Public Radio
HDD - Hickory Dickery Dock
TMRUTC - The Mouse Ran Up The Clock

MHALL - Mary Had A Little Lamb
JAJWUTH - Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill
ILYS - I Love You Still

LJHSITCBH -
Little Jack Horner Sat In The Corner Being Horny
TLMMS - Then Little Miss Muffet Said:

" PHOQ U ! "

 

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Reviewed by Bragz (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2008
Great fun:- ROFL

IMMTW (It made my Tiggy Winkle)

Simply had to have a go!

Best wishes

Brice.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on October 19, 2008
and here I thought I had come across an ee cummings poem, but alas, and sadly so, no.

TYVM-thank you very much.
Peace,
Dan

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on October 19, 2008
Love the title! PHOQ'N A. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
TMFAN -- The Most Fun All Night
WAFT -- What A Fun TIme
TFTM -- Thanks For The Memories
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
lol. Love it. Liz

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Thank you for sharing your wit and sense of humor, Tom. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Tom,
this is definitely LOL funny, what inventiveness! And high time someone articulate took it on. Love it!
John

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Regards the title, Right back at ya, Hyland...;-) ed

Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Clever; you're too funny, Tom; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

A keeper for sure!!

Reviewed by Frank Bosworth
Reviewed on October 18, 2008
hahaha...it made me laugh, I'm not exactly sure why, but...hahahaha

'It's all a joke, just a joke...PHOG'M if they can't take a joke!' from Bette Midlers handbook.

Keep 'em laughin', Tom,
FWB

Reviewed on October 18, 2008
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! You are too clever - I adore this. So much so, keeping it. So no FU 2 U!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :D

Reviewed on October 18, 2008
Tom,

That was absolutely hilarious! TWAH

Mary


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