SCENARIO:
A guy walks into a bar.
A Beautiful Blonde is sitting at the bar on a Barstool.
HE: “My, my, don’t you look just Wonderful tonight!’
SHE: “Why, Handsome, you ain’t a half-bad Hunk yourself!”
HE: “Do you mind if I sit here?”
SHE: “It’s a Free Country, Big Boy!”
HE: “Can I buy you a drink Miss ___?”
SHE: “Can means Possibility to do so - May asks Permission!”
HE: “Well, I stand corrected - are you a Nun?”
SHE: “Not hardly - Sweetie!”
HE: “Is that a Bloody Mary or a Lazy Susan you’re drinking?”
SHE: “Yeah, but now I’d like a Shot and a Beer, or a Boilermaker.”
HE: After ordering Two shots and Two beers:
“I’m Tom, what’s your name, Little Darlin’?”
SHE: “That’s not important - just call me SHE.”
HE: “Oh, that’s interesting - why so mysterious?”
SHE: “No mystery, Mister, just my Monogram.”
HE: “Monogram - you mean like your Initials?”
SHE: “You are a Quick Study, aren’t you?”
HE: “You look familiar, have we met before?”
SHE: “I’ll bet you say that to All the Ladies, Hon!”
HE: “Are you waiting for someone?”
SHE: “Well, Sir, I thought you would never ask!”
HE: “I don’t see any Band on your finger - are you Free?”
SHE: “I may be Free, but I ain’t Cheap!”
HE: With a hearty Chuckle: “I didn’t mean it That way, Hon.”
SHE: “Yeah, I know, you’re the Only guy that thinks with his Head, Right?”
HE: “Now, now - Darlin’ - let’s not go There, Okay?”
SHE: “Sorry - just came down from a bad relationship, and still Hurtin’.”
HE: “That’s Okay - Been There - Done That!”
SHE: “Sometimes Life just SUCKS!”
HE: “Maybe I can change that Attitude?”
SHE: “Well now - what makes you Different?”
HE: “I hate to Blow my own horn, but - I’m:
Friendly, Loyal, Patient, Kind, Joyful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent!
Once was a Boy Scout - Doncha’ know!”
SHE: “Sure - weren’t you ALL - Once?”
HE: “Sounds like you haven’t seen or read THE SECRET?”
SHE: “I just recently got it, but haven’t watched it yet.”
HE: “Perhaps we could watch it Together?”
SHE: “Your Place, or Mine?”
HE: “Prefer Yours, I’m Trailer Trash.”
SHE: “OH?”
HE: “Remember The Odd Couple? I’m Oscar, the Slob!”
SHE: “Aren’t you ALL?”
HE: “How about Dinner and The Movie, at Your Place?”
SHE: “I’m game - but NO HANKY-PANKY - got That?”
HE: “Okay, I can Dig it - Just Friends, Right?”
SHE: ‘ RIGHT!”
HE: “Dinner at Eight?”
SHE: “Don’t Be Late!”
HE: “MAY (notice the permission) I have your number?”
SHE: “Yeah, it’s - 555-55-5555 - Can (possible) you Remember That?”
HE: “GOT IT!”
SHE: “CALL ME!”
HE: “Ooh, Ooh, Ooh - and your eMail Addie?”
SHE: "SHE at whatacallit.com."
HE: “Maybe I’ll write you a Poem, Sweetheart.”
SHE: “Don’t call me SWEETHEART - BUB!”
HE: “Sorry, Doll!”
SHE: “Don’t call me DOLL!”
HE: “Sorry, Babe!”
SHE: “Don’t call me BABE!”
HE: “What SHALL I call you - HON?”
SHE: “Don’t call Me - I’ll call You!”
HE: “SURE - SURE!”
SHE: “Don’t forget the Merlot -
OR the Roses - Yellow!
OR the Chocolates - DARK!
OR the Diamonds - BRILLIANT!
AND -
Be Sure to Remove your Shoes!
Make Sure you Shave!
SMELL NICE!
I like English Leather!
Or Canoe!
An intern architect at Ryan and Associates, Mateo Diaz has spent the last year learning his craft under the tutelage of partner Alex Ryan. Alex is the closest thing to family that Mateo has known since losing his own family years ago. But not even Al
Love is universal and not limited to the most perfect among us. In this collection of romantic short stories and poetry, love comes to those who are decidedly imperfect, who possess very real human flaws, scars, and challenges. Awaiting us as we are.
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