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3/4 of A MILLION !
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WHY POETS ARE POOR !

NO PUBLISHERS BANGING ON THE DOOR !


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¾ 0f A Million


© - Tom Hyland - 9/8/11


Only 67 more to Go -
That should happen Today -
Then, 750,000 Visits -
¾ M - That Ain’t Hay!


Member since Feb. 2003 -
About 8.5 Years -
Lots of Hits - No Money -
Cryin’ in our Beers!


IF - we got only a Penny -
Per Visit -‘Twould Be ...
7,500 Dollars -
Whoopee!


$7,500 Divided by 3,103 Days -
Equals Average of $2.42 Daily ...
Not Quite Enough for 2 Cups O’ Java -
Did I Analyze Fairly?


CONCLUSION?


“Don’t Quit Yer Day Job!”


© - TKH.

P.S. - Confirmed 750, 416 as of 9/10 ...

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 Reviews of "3/4 of A MILLION !"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on September 9, 2011
Yeah but try to put a price on 750,000 smiles. Patrick

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on September 8, 2011
Amen!!!! If you hope to make money by writing good poetry, you will neither write good poetry nor make money...or so I've observed.

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Richard King
Reviewed on September 8, 2011
Tom, in the immortal words of Trace Adkins, "...We don't do it for the money, we don't do it for the glory,,,,, We do it for the Badonk-a-donk...." Words to his country song from a year or so back. Seems to be a parallel here to me. Dick

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 8, 2011
Hey I like your self portrait above, you do resemble that ape...& this write says it all, but just think, we've had a ball...Jurseeeeeeeey

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 8, 2011
Hahaha me poorer than you with 986,911....lol!!

Love Anyways Tinka

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 8, 2011
Hah! We are here to pat one another on the back. Took me a few years to understand that concept. Almost made me want to throw myself in front of a slow-moving caterpillar.


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