The Biscuit and The Battle

If a person is to be assessed

That person must believe

In order to assess; the person must be seen

But, if seeing is believing?

What’s wrong?

Is it something I’ve said?

I can tell it is

You’re nodding your head

There’s a nasty feeling

Look, he’s going that away

You can hear him muttering

He’s got masses left to say

Three in a row ready to pounce

Opportunity creeps up and looses an ounce

Of decorum and there’s a row

But I don’t know quite how

An assumption followed and nodded his head

I told you you’d be better off in bed

All this battling, I don’t know where I am

But Biscuit says he supports West Ham

© Andrea Coltman