Oops…..I wish I’d….!!!!

If only I’d lisened at skool

And not brok all de rools

I’d be gud at maffs

And wiv inglish to

I’m not an ooligan or a fug

I leeve dat fer some uver mug

But I can’t be bovered ter fink

I close my I’s so I don’t hav ter blink

If only I’d lisened at skool

I wudn’t be such a fool

I wish I’d payed attenshun

Instead of spending time in detenshun

© Andrea Coltman