As the older of a very sweet, kind and considerate brothers I should with my most gentle words answer to those stories of malingering or debauch thrown our way, doing it with the utmost respect and consideration that a bunch of unspeakable trash that you are deserves.

From behind the turncoat’s Canadian border,
(the land that God gave Cain as they said)
a invitation in my dark and private dungeon
for Fee’s Halloween’s party suddenly came
making all my blood curl with such delight
pumping from my sadistic heart and then
eat the invitation card with Canadian flavor
cracking a few mirrors with my gargoyle face
scaring the s*** of the dungeon rats…
I hear the most disgusting laugh from myself.

Couldn’t for the good of me a moment longer
to PeeWee and Jersey Devil the news no tell,
our slaughterhouse was in full swing already
decorating the walls with few Canuck mislead
the kind wearing those Nelson Eddy jackets
and bragging about always getting their men,
after all, invited to Rome do like the Romans
and Halloween in Canada should be a shred
of combined ghoulish disgusting things and
with screams as we rip thin slices of flesh.

We will be arriving at the party with cocktails
of vintage Jersey State selection of the sewers
spiced with crawling creepy boiling little things
served as you hang from PeeWee spider’s web
made with barbed wire of stainless steel barbs
to get you trapped for thousand years, no less,
and dragging after rusty chains we will bring
a meat grinder for doc Bonnie full treatment,
we don’t burn the witches at the stake no more,
we fill glass jars with all the little left of her.

For starters, impaling virgins is on the list
if we can find one such a thing from the Den,
Irish Red Heads, Shadow Women and Beccas
mingling with naked twin witches, no coeds,
with trouble putting Tiger Lilly inside a coffin,
lid with spikes should hold for a while there,
as we kick the living lights of that Canuck Fee
for dishing Rose’s off the truck horrid babes,
you don’t invite us if you are not really ready
to have some debauchery with the Brother’s Ed.