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Four lines about Religion
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Why in humor category? because the first thing God did after creating everything was to smile...or so He told somebody!
You can write many other lines, but for me, those below are the one that count (LOL)


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Faith is moving mountains as TV preachers burrow tunnels.
Non-Believers can’t believe that Believers don’t stop believing!
Disappointed ones, wanted God to give back the borrowed rib!
Bigger needle’s eyes or slim camels wouldn’t help the greedy.







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 Reviews of "Four lines about Religion"
Reviewed on July 2, 2010
I smile at your perspectives
I especially like the believers & none believers
Religion of the Soul
Vickie

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 30, 2010
Love number one! Patrick

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on June 29, 2010
I DO LOVE THIS! DONE WELL AND APPRECIATED. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS. LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 29, 2010
You have a most unique way of expressing your philosophy, Georg. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Georg, I had to smile when I read your last line.......truer words couldn't be written!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
i would think, we transcend belief by becoming our beliefs ...

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Bro Edvard, you rule! I like the way your brain works;-)

Sis TL

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
All brilliant... have you thought of starting your own sect??!!! The Mateosites... what would be your ten articles of faith?! Would love to hear... :)) xx

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Did you say ribs?

Reviewed by John Coppolella
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
TO all non=believers, I believe in God for the same reason I believe in you.

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Love the last line!!!

Reviewed on June 28, 2010
POWER in these four lines, Georg: religion's mucked it up for everybody. As for me, I believe. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on June 28, 2010
So true, especially that last line!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :)

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
And a big amen to that last line! :D

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
well written!

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
4 good points, but the second line made me stop to think a bit more about your poem. I had never thought about non believers not understanding why believers never stop believing. I wonder if it is because if we believe long enough you stop looking a people and their failures and begin to look at our own and are just thankful that we are loved by God anyway. He doesn't look for perfection in believers for only he can be the perfecter of our souls.

Reviewed on June 28, 2010
"Preachers burrowing tunnels", good one Georg, and He said, I am the son of God and you are his children, what I can do, Yeah can do also, Felix, your preacher is close, and you knew it.
Blessings! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
This has plenty of humor in it and goes well within the category...e

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Georg, you have done it again...I love all four lines. Well done.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Direct and to the point my brother. I recently had a chat with a preacher who asked if I were a Christian. I smiled and graciously told him..."...although I believe in God, and believer that there was a man named Jesus Christ, I do not believe he was the true son of God so no I guess I am not a Christian. He smiled and said to me that perhaps he was the son of God metaphorically speaking. I thought about that for a moment and as I do try to live a good life and follow the principles of the commandments, that maybe I am a Christian.
Fee

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
I laughed and laughed and then said, "Amen."

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
Non-Believers can’t believe that Believers don’t stop believing

I believe that you're on to something here.

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
'Non-Believers can't believe that Believers don't stop believing! Disappointed ones, wanted God to give back the borrowed rib!'----EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!! VERY TALENTED!!!!!!!! THIS SENTENCES COULD WRITE ONLY VICTOR HUGO AND ONLY YOU, GEORG MATEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 28, 2010
He said it was good, but He gave us free will and then all hell broke loose.


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