Halloween ain't gonna be the same anymore! and you can thank it to your Canadian cousin, the one perverted enough to hand-wash ladies at his House of Fee Bath & "Etceteras" that invited the "inferior Yanks" to his inferior party, well, here is our answer, don't say after we didn't warn plenty....

If you think we will go lying down
because the wishes of a witch doc
the all Halloween pervert sadism
of the Brothers Ed you don’t know,
we will descend on that Canuck party
with our most vilest of our thoughts,
kicking the dingdongs of all the men
ravishing each one them womenfolk.

No dragon here or jumping kangoroo,
not even (you wish!) long tongue frog,
just a meat grinder for Nova Scotsmen
if they are any humans to proved it to,
when Ed Jersey Devil make sausages
with them, like the road-kill he does,
then Fee is gonna sing like a soprano
after going in with a deep bass voice.

We will be looking for that one wimen
comin’ wearing Eva’s dress to the show,
lil’brother Jersey been so horny lately
around him we press our butt on the wall,
the gals wouldn’t resist, they will faint,
Jersey Devil ain’t take a bath for too long
he gits and embrace to one these beauties
they will lost “it” if they didn’t lost before.

PeeWee, watch for that one, no gentleman,
he will come with a bunch of hungry dogs
telling you a sad story about a bitch Sarah
that’s on heat and looking for them wolves,
but we suspect that he ain’t no kosher dude
if we listen to what had to say our dear Mom
telling us that when she got our PeeWee
he didn’t look human, more like a werewolf.

And last but not least, your truly friendly me,
shedding Santa’s drags for a better classy gore
after spanking a few ladies pinky tender tushes
licking gluttonously their sweet running blood,
and laffing at them virgins trying to escape
as me chains, around their waist, will them stop,
Oh! they will scream, believe me my little ones,
but of ecstasy pleasures…all the night long!!!