And now...to make our Ma even more proud of her Older Son I will give her dues to our innocent, pure, chaste, (look at her picture!) and yet, as delicate as a pissed off mountain cougar if you try to harm any of her brothers.
Our li'l Tiger Lily is the only ED-ible in the family.
This one is for her.

“To be good, one must be a Californian,”
that’s what Ma said then for an encore,
after having me on the hills of Sausalito
here’s coming Sis to nag our little world.

You see? We were just three happy fellows,
brothers, if you sticky must be with words,
we got a brawling for attention little brat
that needed leather diapers on the run!

But after a while we started to love our Sis,
walking her was a chicks magnet for us,
cute as a button, she will attract brunettes
to give kisses and hugs and giggles all around.

She goes around calling herself for short, ET,
but ain’t nothing extraterrestrial on that call,
she’s hard as a rusted nail, can defend herself
even from a walking on two feet a suave wolf.

She came and the brothers were hushed out
Ma needed for the little cute brat, our room!
so, you need to believe in our brotherly love
sleeping with the pigs and with no headroom!

She’s a good sister, or so she believes all of it,
but she squealed to Ma ‘bout Jersey Ed’s pot,
shenanigans of PeeWee to Mean Tall Woman,
got me in trouble, smuggling rum, with the cops.

Now, we are all living apart, but not far away,
we never expanded, we are like mean buckshot,
keeping an eye on each others so funny lives,
and trying our dear dear tomboy sister to ignore.

Sure, you can pull her hair just for fun and pain,
after, you will have therapy from the three bros,
‘cause nobody touch our li’l sister, that’s no one,
we can call her names, but Tiger Lily, we adore!