Now, it has been a very poorly output from you people to get in the Halloween spirit.
Being literary zombies is not an excuse to take a pen and write one of your disgusting ramblings, soooooooooooo?

The Terrible Texas Twins will be coming, one
of them with crutches loaded with buckshot,
as the other, The Mean Witch of Bad Weather,
promised wearing nothing but a black storm.

Tuchy Palmiery, The Exorcist, ain’t welcome,
his holy water will take all the Vampires fun,
while our AD preacher “heavy” Larry Linville
will fill the airwaves with brimstone white hot.

Lil’ brother Jersey Ed, Starman and Tom Hyland
will be kissing Mary Juana in the back room
ruining Buzzard’s burning BBQ feathers, trying
to pass as the returning bird of Jasmin Horsts.

And there will be the Brazilian Bikini Wax Party,
Witches today aren’t like those we had before,
as Christine, Cryssa, Karen, Kate Burnside and
Kimmy, Dawn, Ankin, and Margiva in a broom!

Followed by Debby, Rebecca and K.Vanderlaan
as Morning Star and Victoria make elbow room
for K Palumbo, Barbara, Joyce, Alexandra,
while Marcia guides in Susan and Lady J. Talks.

Freaky Fee will be in charge of Canadian Noise
with a new strung guitar from me sister in law,
Mean Tall Woman, a pretty but mean Apache,
one that double-crosser PeeWee, can vouch for.

Emile, Regis, Art Sun, William and Jerry Bolton
will be dragging Richard, Jude, Glen and John,
with Mark, Lounsbury, Hightower and Walt…
buddy George Carrol will be one more year old.

Amber will bring mysterious astral bric-a-bracs
to the Canadian Wilderness Witch Rose Ribeout
scaring the jebeezes of J’nia, Debra and Tinka,
but not of my Zombie Bride, La Belle Rouge!

If anyone was “forgotten” think about punishment,
if you did something to really really pissed me off,
your coffin will be “handled” by Sis Tiger Lily…
this is the Halloween where all paybacks are done.