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Tail Chasing
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
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The rumors that I expired are not true . I didn’t get notice and lost my website and email on November 1. Instead of renewing, I opted to move my domain from Australia to my website host here. A comedy of errors followed with over 10 hours of phone calls 16 emails, and the site and email are still down. May have to just renew.


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Tail Chasing

It seemed straightforward from the start,
a simple request from my anxious heart.

If I had known the trouble it would become,
I never would have attempted what I'd done.

It came with a message my domain had expired,
so contacted my host to see what was required.

A simple transfer, was all that I asked.
I paid the money, for them to do the task.

I was told to wait 3 to 5 days for the change,
it seemed like an eon in our computer age.

The days went by and nothing transpired,
called them back, authorization was required.

Called the reseller and got an authorization code,
called them back, was now in authorization mode.

Waited and waited, a few more days,
called back anxious, why the delays?

An email had been sent to a defunct mail account,
all I had to do was respond for it to count.

Resetting the password resulted in Catch-22,
finally had to call, to get it to manually come through.

Found many old messages requiring renewal,
and my authorization had expired… damn, you fool.

Called down under to get it straightened out,
told me not to worry, it was nobody's fault.

Called my host and told them to proceed,
when I called back, the key I would need.

Called back down under to get me unlocked,
key and authorization code were now clocked.

Called my host with key in hand,
everything would go as planned.

Days went by and nothing still had transpired,
seems they sent the order to my mail, expired.

I asked them to forward the order to me,
when I finally saw the message, I cried with glee.

For I had finally stopped chasing my tail,
in 3 to 5 days I will get back my website and mail.

Maybe…

Copyright 2014 © Ronald W. Hull

11/20/14 

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 Reviews of "Tail Chasing"
Reviewed by Paul Day
Reviewed on December 10, 2014
Been there myself many times. We live in an age of disproportionate incompetence. :)

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on November 27, 2014
You've got me ruminating on which character from Catch 22 would best describe the tech genius you were dealing with...Major Major Major Major...Chief White Halfoat...any other ideas?

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on November 25, 2014
Blimey, I'd have expired for certain sure within hours, let alone days. No wonder I'm totally minimalist when it comes to business online. Glad you popped up here, though! :) At least you've wrought something worthwhile and creative out of all the hassle. xx

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on November 25, 2014
Depending on, or trusting, others in this world is a real test of ones fortitude and patience. You have effectively mixed frustration and your special brand of humor in this. Peace to you...

Reviewed by Isabella Koldras
Reviewed on November 24, 2014
...pretty upsetting...but you clearly prefer
to see it as a joke...writing great poem that's
actually surprisingly funny...Does the closing
"maybe"...sense a challenge coming?
We all need to get a grip on reality...here...
...too many "mistakes" that aren't jokes
nor...otherwise excused...Definitely maybe!
Thank you Ron, for sharing your thoughts.

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on November 23, 2014
Ahhh technology, kind of makes snail mail appealing doesn't it?

Michael D.

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on November 23, 2014
Ron,
It figures, when you can't speak to a human being, all heck breaks loose!
Hope all is well now.
Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed on November 23, 2014
Wonderful news....................."Maybe..."!!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 23, 2014
Glad to hear that only your Domain expired.

PS: My dogs and I chase our tails all the time!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 22, 2014
Is your expiration kind of like that of milk or bread, when it goes it smells to high...and with bread, it seems to turn green, least ways one can make penicillin out of that bread...guess I should be glad u r back and not hanging your tail out in some god for saken hell hole...-e-

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on November 22, 2014
Here's hoping that you do get your website back, but considering what has already happened you were right to end the poem with . . . "Maybe."


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