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Sleeping with Sandra
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“I wish I could sleep with Sandra again” - My friend Bill said with a long and deep sigh - “I can’t sleep; I have her but on my brain, Together with her bosom and her thigh. This Sandra Bullock is such a sweet girl, I could just have her again and again. When I think of her, my head’s in a swirl And find it real hard myself to restrain.” As he enthused I listened enviously - “So you slept with Sandra; please tell me more…” He hung his head and replied sheepishly: “No, I haven’t yet, but I wished once before.” © P. J. Oszmann (2005) Illustration: Sandra Bullock (Photo from public domain, enhanced in Photoshop)

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on September 19, 2009

Nicely done, Peter. I appreciate your wit and humour in this one... ...and Sandra is very... ...how can I put it? Womanly. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on September 19, 2009

LOL! This is great, Peter. Poor Bill! Bet she ain't even thinkin' of him. Hate to let him down so hard, but reality bites when he could be thinking of a real woman who would rock his world. =] Well penned, my friend. Thanks for the needed laugh.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on September 19, 2009

IMAGINATION....AINT IT GREAT? THANKS FOR SHARING AND GOD BLESS.
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATION

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