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Lacy Things
by Ann Scarborough → (All Poetry by Ann Scarborough)
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Oh my darling you are so sweet

What can I do to make you comfy?

 

A delicate piece of lace and satin

That I wear beneath my chemise?

 

But darling, what ever would you want with those

I guess you could want to hold them to your nose

 

You want to WHAT!!!???

WEAR THEM???!!!

 

Yea gods!! Man, whatever makes YOU think they could fit!

 
 
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 Reviews of "Lacy Things"
Reviewed by Donald Beaulieu
Reviewed on September 27, 2007
The elastic of course!!!! :) :) :} :}-

I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Need I say more.
Reviewed by David Perry (Reader)
Reviewed on September 24, 2007
Hysterically funny. I swear there've been gals who thought it'd be "adorable" for me to do just that! But once you start down that road??? However, if it should ever be a prerequisite, I'd say, I'm down!
Reviewed by Poetess of The Soul Sheila G
Reviewed on September 23, 2007
Some men do and some like!
What humor girl!
Much love and Warmer hugs, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox

STay Positive! Happy and STrong!
Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on August 30, 2007
you do date some strange men!? Very funny (hey I'd like to enlarge tha photo!)
mike
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on August 21, 2007
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Ann. Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 21, 2007
strange things do happen
this is a funny twist on "getting in your panties"
lmao

Walt
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 21, 2007
Yea gods, is right!
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Reviewed on August 21, 2007
oh la la, what can I say?? I'm at a loss for words and that's not usual for me!! LOL
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 21, 2007
OMG Ann...loved this laugh first thing this morning, you can mail me a pair to smell, and I promise I won't wear them...LOL
Fee
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 21, 2007
Ann,

Quite humorous. I guess you could call it, "Lace in the Face." (lol)
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on August 20, 2007
Ann how do you know all that, and put it down in such wonderful sequence, this is from a cynic, loved it,still do...Jasmin Horst
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