Most women are offended when called a "bitch." But, I say let them say what they will. Take it as a compliment. Read on...

I’ve made crazy love to you a million times
And I’ve touched your soul, but only in my mind.
Your fingertips were like a gentle breeze
As they were caressing my skin and as you squeezed
Me close and whispered in my ear, “I love you.”
It may be just a fantasy, but because of you
My mind is all amiss. Without a doubt, I admit
That you’re Bold and that makes you one sexy bitch!

Who can deny your charm, your style, and grace?
Only a fool would think she could take your place.
Your mind alone is worth a million-mile journey
To the ends of somewhere not known by many.
I, like Donne, labor to submit my heart to you.
I’m weak, even his flea would move me. It’s true
My mind is all amiss. Without a doubt, I admit
That you’re Intense and that makes you one sexy bitch!

I’m in love with you totally, my body thirsts
To share with you all of love’s many firsts.
To have an orgasm caused by the stimulation
Of your cool and intellectual conversation
Makes me glad to be in the skin of a woman
Because I know in my heart that no man
Could make my mind all amiss like this. Oh shyt
You’re Tenacious and that makes you one sexy bitch!

What is it about you that drives me senseless?
Is it your sophisticated smile or how you carelessly
Move before me with such poise and confidence
And how you rise above others’ intolerance?
I admire you for your honesty and your self control,
But when I’m around you, my self-restraint takes its toll.
My mind is all amiss. Without a doubt, I admit
You’re Calm and Collected and that makes you one sexy bitch!

He-said, she-said drama and bullshyt doesn’t faze you,
Strong and steadfast, you keep your eyes raised to
The hills. You know who you are and whose you are.
Where you’re going, I can’t imagine just how far
Men despise you for your beauty and envy your grit
Women label you as haughty, but know that you’re the shyt!
My mind is all amiss. Without a doubt, I admit
You’re Hot and that makes you one sexy bitch!
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