LaBelle’s Halloween Ball
RSVP:  Catarina de Albuquerque
By Kathy Armijo

Watch out you dear Eds
The enchanting senorita, Catarina,
Will be attending LaBelle’s Gala Halloween Ball.

When you meet her, don’t be misled.
For starters, she’s sweet and demure
Her black hair is such an allure.

Catarina’s eyes invite you to
Be more than you dared
She truly is no shrew.

Her voice is soft and teasing.
It won’t be long before you’re pining
And wanting to give her your all.

The music gets her hips to swaying
Your breath you cannot catch
Just hoping for a kiss to snatch.

Her ruby lips entice.
Yes, she’s a tease,
You think she’s finally yours.

Then, Catarina begins to sneeze.
It’s a delightful sound
A-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo, a-choo.

Her sneezing sound, while cute,
Suddenly brings you to your knees
You gasp.  She laughs
As she prepares you for the deep-freeze.

She’s got her sights on twelve of you
One for each month of the year.
She loves to eat you and drink her beer.

Be forewarned,
Enjoy the beauty of Catarina
But beware her sneeze.
Pleeeze.    /signed/ Her sister - Amor