She wore a fire engine red dress
It was as hot looking as she
Slit on the right side
All the way up to the top of her thigh
She had a glass of champagne
In one hand and a cigerrette in the other
I boldly went by her and asked for a dance
She smiled and told me she didn't know how
But would I mind smoking a J with her
Outside we went and took a few tokes
I then turned to her saying how absolutely
Gorgeous I thought she was
We started to kiss 
What bliss it was
I asked her if she knew the time
She said midnight...
She asked, Why.. .. ..
All she saw was a small pumpkin
With a smile sitting  by her feet