Eviction
There are bills to pay, Landlord says.
I have property taxes.
I, too, have family and responsibilities
So…
First of the month
Rent is due.
Sir
Ma’am
It
I'm living on Chef-boy-ar-dee shit
I run rusty water to shower
I have paint peeling
I need repairs
I am but a renter
With no job
Been laid off
Unemployment Insurance has run out
Sir
Ma’am
It
Humanity wasn’t designed this way
Whether by your God
Or my doG
We are victims like you
There must be a way to work this out
Yes?
No?
Don’t tell me you don’t have a fall-back
Don’t ask if I do
Extend, extend, extend
You think others will pick up this dump with your fancy door to rent?
That wasn’t nice
My apologies
We appreciate your cooperation
Extend, extend, extend
We’re not deadbeats
Even though the MAN in the big White House
Likes to portray us that way
Perhaps that’s why he maligns the military dead
As “losers” too
We’ve always paid our rent on time before the virus
Why now
You are treating us like “losers”?
You know we’re not
You know that…
Sir
Love ya!
Jane
Good options: Become a caretaker of a lighthouse where you are doing well to just keep the lights on, or an astronomer who lives high on a hill and stays glued to his telescope while trying to understand things not of this world.