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Who Wants Obamacare?
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Who Wants Obamacare?

The Tea Party hates Obamacare
The rich folks hate Obamacare
The insurance companies hate Obamacare
So who’s that buying Obamacare?

You can’t sell insurance to a grizzly bear
Cause he can’t fill in the questionnaire
Just leave it up to laissez faire and
That’ll be the end of Obamacare.

Nobody wants Obamacare
Everybody hates Obamacare
The poor folks would have to sell their underwear
To get a little piece of Obamacare.

You can’t sell insurance to a billionaire
You can’t make ‘em read the old Lord’s Prayer
So who’s that buying Obamacare
Someone they call nom de guerre?

You can’t sell insurance in a swivel chair
Your rear end gets too much wear and tear
It’s pie in the sky and that’s unfair
Better keep your butt in your potty chair.

Cause…

Computers are lit up like a solar flare
The callers are complainin’ of mal de mar
The servers can’t handle the traffic there
Cause everybody loves Obamacare.
   

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 Reviews of "Who Wants Obamacare?"
Reviewed by RWE SAYS BYE (Reader)
Reviewed on October 4, 2013
Some let a potty-mouth malaise
infect their understated praise,
others find uniquely different ways
to negate Obama's Health Care craze!
You've penned a provocative rhyme
that carries on as if in overtime,
making the profane sublime
on one thin lonely, spendthrift dime.
So what if no-one wants this act,
to close down the country is just cracked,
Republican zealots are lacking in tact,
If this is democracy, this is wack!
Everyone needs health care, that's a fact!

Anyhow, I enjoyed your didactic tract.

Roger

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on October 2, 2013
The Tea Party people are one the worst things to happen in this country.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 2, 2013
Everybody wants Obamacare if they aren't, “already there.” And there's a whole bunch of folks that haven't made it like the fat cats funding “Hate Obama.”

It's very interesting that the Affordable Healthcare Act was commandeered by the Tea Party as a way to “get back” at the president's success. In a sly move, they labeled it, “Obamacare,” as an affront and to make sure that they were laying all the blame on “him.” True to his nature, the president just adopted the term as his own, thereby nicely defusing the shock value originally intended by the hatemongers.

I love it.

Ron

Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on October 2, 2013
Is there a market for used underwear?
I want Obamacare!
L

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron
Reviewed on October 1, 2013
Scratch a teabagger, and you'll find someone named Koch...Those poor deluded fools don't know they are being played like a p;rize sucker on a fishing line.....


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