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The Amish Police Officer
by Joseph D. Smith
Sunday, February 9, 2014

Rated "PG13" by the Author.

       
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     The story of an individual who served as the Amish Police Officer.

There once was an Amish police officer, who ruled over other Amish families and individuals. No matter where they were, no matter where they lived, this officer only pursued other Amish people, in his horse & buggy. When you seen his blue and red lights flashing through his lanterns, on his buggy, and when you heard one of the members riding with him shout out, loudly, "Wee-woo, wee-woo, wee-woo", you knew that somebody was going to be busted!

There were a few high-speed pursuits, between the officer and other buggies, some people even rode their buggies drunk, while some of the drunk-drivers even got their vehicles drunk! What's worse than a drunk driver and a drunk horse?! Well, it was a sight to be seen, and with a high-speed chase at over 15 miles-per-hour, who can even feel safe on the roads?

The officer once tried to overstep his jurisdiction by pulling over a suspected killer, who murdered an Amish man. It failed miserably. It turned into a chase; on one side, there was the buggy, and on the other was a sports car. The sports car would speed up, but then when he got a mile down the road, he would ease up so that the Amish police officer would catch up to him, then he would speed off again, pretty much taunting and tormenting this man! Nobody has heard from him since.

 

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 2/10/2014
A likely story. Don't you know that it's a "sin" to make fun of the Amish? Rev. Ezekiel Johnson.

Just bull sitting, like your story… ;-)

Ron

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