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First Date
by Mystic Rose
Thursday, July 27, 2017

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Humoristic story about a first date
First Date

"Dam I got to pick up do you mind?" she taps a shiny lacquered nail on her cel and
gives him a snappy smile. He replies oka then waits. A tapered candle
flicks congenially between them while a carafe of wine sits patiently for their
patronage. She lingers on the phone, yada yada yada ...He butters the bread
and enjoys a morsel. The waitor arrives, "Are you ready to order? "he asks.
She holds up a finger "sssh " then back to ya da ya da. "I will have the beef
bourguignon and a side order of salad please. The waitor nods apologetically
"and her, what will she have?" "She'll have the pate de foie gras, with a couple
of fried chicken lips" the Maitre Di supresses a giggle then places a hand on his
moustache. He walks over to the bar to get a martini and spots a vision of beauty.
Clean faced as an ivory girl of the 70's. She appears to be alone.
The girl looks up and smiles seconds before he feels the wine pouring down his face. He licks his lips "it was a very good year" "That will teach you" she squeals. Then as an after thought she adds "I'm not going to pay for those fried, (pause) whatever they are."
"Chicken lips Ms Yackity Yack " he wipes the wine off his eyes. The Maitre D steps in, "Sir, would you like me to wrap it up?" Sure. Send it to Transylvania, C/O Countess Draculette" She walks away with the cel glued to her ear, "ya da ya da ya da " He walks
over to the ivory girl and asks if he can take a seat. "I have taken the liberty to order for the two of us" she says then picks up a rose from the vase and tucks it into his button hole. "There. All dressed up and somewhere
to go"

To Be Continued..

July 27, 2017


Copyright © Mystic Rose | Year Posted 2017
 

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 7/28/2017
Come on… Don't leave us hanging… Post the whole story. It certainly looks like this first date is going to be a fun ride.

Ron
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard 7/27/2017
so cute love it got me hooked

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